My Wild Secret Life

heyfunniest:

HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HER

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

snorlaxatives:

tumblr makes me forget that age differences and time zones exist 

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
tugbaheaven:


Just look at all of their faces individually

tugbaheaven:

Just look at all of their faces individually